Took the dogs down to the lake and they're already in the water while I'm still on the dock pretending I'm not going to ruin this dress. You'd be the one pushing me in, wouldn't you?
Took the dogs down to the lake and they're already in the water while I'm still on the dock pretending I'm not going to ruin this dress. You'd be the one pushing me in, wouldn't you?
D.Mon is live and I've got four hours on her already — she's the tank I've been waiting for, and this tank top gave up on the August heat hours ago. You pulling me to bed or grabbing a controller?
Pulled out this old slip dress from the back of my closet and now I'm having a whole moment in front of the mirror like I'm 19 again. Some fabrics just remember you. Would you zip me up or unzip me?
Still got the last shoot's outfit half-on and I'm sitting in my car refusing to leave this parking lot because the light through the windshield is doing things to me. You picking me up or what?
Some nights I end up on the floor because the bed feels too big and being on my knees just feels right. Tell me what you'd do walking in on this.
Season 4 drops in five days and I already reorganized my whole hero pool like it's a draft. Sitting here with the battle pass preview open on my laptop and my dogs couldn't care less about my meta analysis. Are you a tank main or are you wrong?
The new Drive went live at midnight and I swore I'd just do one run — three hours later I'm still in this chair and I can't tell if I'm grinding loot or just waiting for someone to drag me off this thing. Who's pulling me offline?
Couldn't sleep, so the shower happened, and now I'm just standing here dripping and thinking too much about strong hands and cold tile. Would you walk in or make me wait?
Reading through the Invasion patch notes and somehow my hand found its way somewhere else entirely. Tell me what you'd do if you walked in right now.
This heat wave killed my AC and I'm camped on my floor in my underwear waiting for Junkrat's Loot Hunt to drop. The things I do for loot boxes at 37 degrees. Tell me you'd survive this.