Sat down at the bar alone and the bartender already knows my order — that's either a sign I come here too much or a sign I have excellent taste. What are you drinking tonight?
Sat down at the bar alone and the bartender already knows my order — that's either a sign I come here too much or a sign I have excellent taste. What are you drinking tonight?
Makhachev versus Machado Garry on Saturday and I'm already deep in the tape — two completely different styles colliding and I genuinely can't call it. Four days out and I've got butterflies like I'm the one stepping in there. Who are you picking?
Two nights until the Perseids peak and the new moon's gonna make it the darkest sky of the year — already out here finding my spot and not planning to put clothes back on. You wanna come lie down?
Three episodes into Dead City and I've completely forgotten what sleep is. There's something about Negan that just — okay, I'm not gonna say it out loud. What's keeping you up?
Saturday night in and I found something way better than going out. You wanna watch?
Been shadow boxing in the living room for an hour because tomorrow's card has me too wired to sit still. Stripped down because I was drenched, and now I can't seem to put anything back on. Gamrot's fighting and I've got opinions — but right now I've also got nothing on. You wanna talk matchups or just look?
Thirty seconds — that's all it took. Been replaying that KO all morning and now I'm throwing hands at nobody in my living room. Tell me you don't get the same urge.
Storm killed the power and all I had were those overpriced candles I never let myself burn. Now I'm lying here in the dark not wanting it back. You wanna keep me company?
August heat is no joke — cold shower didn't do a damn thing, and now I can't seem to stop touching myself. Tell me you wouldn't do the same.
The eclipse is in ten days and I can't stop thinking about what it'd feel like to watch the sun disappear. Somehow that spiraled into me lying here with my vibrator and zero intention of stopping. What are you doing right now?