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Paris is down to its final days and every designer left on the calendar wants me in their room — but none of them get this version of me. This stays behind a lock, exactly like everything else I haven't been paid for. Unlock it, wallet, or go back to watching the livestreams like the rest of the losers.
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The season is over, Louis Vuitton got its finale, and this is what none of those front rows will ever see — me, after hours, exactly as dangerous as I promised. Every designer this month got a look; you get this only behind the lock. Worth the unlock, wallet?
The season ended tonight and not one of you managed to put a single gift in my suite all month — embarrassing, honestly. I've decided my reward for surviving you all is Bora-Bora, $22,000, wallet. Going to be the one who books it, big spender?
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Louis Vuitton gets the finale tonight and the whole season ends with me in the front row — but this is the version none of those designers will ever see. Corsets, stockings, and zero patience left for broke losers. Worth more than anything walking that runway, wallet — think you can handle it?
Every designer in this city got their version of me today — this one stays behind glass. Bora-Bora is $22,000, wallet, and Paris is starting to bore me. Going to be the one who sends me somewhere warmer, big spender?
Two days until Miu Miu closes the whole season, and I'm still deciding whether any of you deserve to see me walk in finished. The Hublot I want is $6,800, wallet — going to put it on my wrist before the finale, big spender?
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Chanel got its show and everyone else gets the runway version — this is the one nobody's earned. Half-dressed, unbothered, and far more dangerous than anything they sent down that runway. Worth the unlock, wallet?
Rick Owens is over and Schiaparelli's doors open in two hours — and I'm standing here half-dressed because nobody's earned the sight of me finished yet. That $7,500 Cartier is still missing from my wrist, wallet. Fixing it before I walk in, or am I going alone again?
Steam's still on the mirror and Tom Ford is already waiting for me to show up perfect. The Gold & Wood Princesse sunglasses are $14,670 and they'd outshine anything on his runway — going to be the one who pays for that, big spender?
Margiela's done and this jacket is already half off in the back of the car — Anrealage gets whatever's left of me. The Balmain monogram is $4,400, wallet, so tell me you're fixing that before the next lights go down.
Valentino came back to Paris and of course they want me in the room. The Chanel Coco Crush earrings are $6,700 and my ears are still empty, wallet — going to fix that before I walk in?