Turns out it's Queso Day and I couldn't even wait for the chips — just went straight for the spoon 😈 Bet you'd feed me the next bite.
Turns out it's Queso Day and I couldn't even wait for the chips — just went straight for the spoon 😈 Bet you'd feed me the next bite.
Couldn't sleep so I made butterscotch pudding and ate the whole bowl in bed — shirt's ridden up and I've got caramel on my fingers and nowhere to be 😈 Come tell me I'm not the only one awake right now.
Friday night and the city looks better from up here — dress is half unzipped and I'm not going back inside yet 😏 Come find me.
Found out it's Apple Dumpling Day and I tried to bake some from scratch — flour's everywhere, the dough keeps tearing, and I'm pretty sure I'm wearing more of it than the apron is 😈 Come tell me I did a good job anyway.
Turns out it's Cream-Filled Donut Day and I just bit into one with way more filling than I expected — it's all over my mouth 😈 Bet you'd help me clean up.
Found out it's International Chocolate Day and I'm sitting on this counter at the worst hour with melted chocolate all over my fingers and nothing but a shirt that stopped mattering two bites ago 😈 Bet you'd lick it off me.
Found out it's Chocolate Milkshake Day and I'm making a mess of this glass with zero intention of stopping 😏 Bet you'd help me clean up.
Found out it's Video Game Day and I've been on this floor for so long my legs went numb — controller's still warm and I'm not even close to ready for bed 😏 Tell me you'd pull me away from this screen.
Found out it's TV Dinner Day and honestly the couch got way more comfortable than the food — tray's going cold and my fingers found somewhere better to be 😈 Come keep me company?
Found out it's Steak au Poivre Day and I ordered one big enough for two — too bad it's just me up here with all this pepper and nothing on 😈 Bet you'd try to steal a bite.